Prof E's Log: Schoolship date 1692062837

[Prof E., KB-23, and Miss Tonks introduce Prof E. & Ellie's Middle School of Science 180day mission] --PROF E-- OH, HI THERE. WELCOME TO THE MSS GRANGER-2. THE CREW AND I ARE PREPARING FOR OUR NEXT STOP, BUT I’VE GOT A FEW MINUTES FOR A SHORT MISSION BRIEF. WHAT IS THE GRANGER-2? WELL, IT’S KIND OF A MASH UP OF STAR TREK’S ENTERPRISE, AND DR. WHO’S TARDIS--IF THEY WERE THE SCHOOL HOUSE FROM SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK, AND A MIDDLE SCHOOL of SCIENCE. --KB-23-- MEECHOO NUV SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK! DID YOU KNOW THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER? --PROF E-- YEAH IT IS! I LOVE THAT SONG. AHEM, KB-23 IS OUR RESIDENT COMEDIAN, AND SHIP’S COUNSELOR. SHE LOVES TO INTERRUPT, CRACK JOKES, AND TELL SILLY PUNS. YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT HER AND THE REST OF THE CREW IN S1E1'S CREW BIO SECTION. --KB-23-- I’M ALSO THE CUTE ONE! --PROF E-- UH-HUH. KB, I THINK L.E. & K-2L5 NEED HELP STOWING THE BATTLE ROPES BEFORE IT GETS BUMPY. CAN YOU GIVE THEM A HAND PLEASE? --KB-23-- SURE THING PROF E. I’VE GOT A SPARE IN MY STORAGE LOCKER. HA! 3, 6, 9...12, 15, 18... --PROF E-- 21, 24, 27--THIRTY. HORK, AHEEM, NOW WHERE WERE WE? OH YES, MISSION BRIEF. MY CREW AND I TRAVEL SPACETIME EXPLORING, LEARNING, AND ROCKIN’ OUT WHILE HAVING A GREAT TIME TEACHING SCIENCE. OUR CURRENT MISSION IS A 180 DAY TOUR OF MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE--STARTING WITH WAVES. I’VE CREATED A MIND MAP OF OUR MISSION PLAN. MISS TONKS IS DISPLAYING BELOW.

--MISS TONKS-- GETTING READY FOR RE-ENTRY PROF E. BETTER WRAP IT UP. IT'S FIXIN' TO GET BUMPY. --PROF E-- THANKS MISS T. WELL FOLKS, GOTTA BUCKLE UP FOR RE-ENTRY. IF YOU’RE ANYWHERE NEAR WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA STOP BY AND SEE US. YOU CAN FIND THE COORDINATES IN S1E1'S BATTLE ROPE LESSON. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. AND IF NOT, WE’LL CATCH YOU AT OUR NEXT STOP. --KB-23-- LET’S GO GUYS. WE’VE GOT COWS TO WAVE AT. THIS IS A “HI STEAKS” OPERATION. HA! I CRACK ME UP.